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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

itseliberg33:

oneerectionforonedirection:

forever reblog. still the absolute funniest thing EVER.

thank you, lol ^

santadeanwinchester:

thetricksterwhostolechristmas:

santadeanwinchester:

why are replies so complicated now Jesus

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I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.

I will, accurately depicted Jesus.

officialfrenchtoast:

stale potato chips

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lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle