vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
forever reblog. still the absolute funniest thing EVER.
thank you, lol ^
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
stale potato chips
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle