what

n4uticalbliss:

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

This gives me hope

thot-weiler:

in photos: ugly

in real life: ugly

lamejedi:

pre-concert for pearl jam!!

lamejedi:

pre-concert for pearl jam!!

#ThickThighSquad2k14

thecertifiedfangirl:

acontemplativedrunk:

ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

professorcheesums:

holyfandombatman:

twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit


I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

phandoms-united:

art-sex-drugs:

I have finally hit my breaking point. For as long as I can remember I have endured my mother’s abuse, whether it is verbal, emotional, or as seen here physical. I can expect some act of violence on a daily basis, and her beating me is not an usual occurrence, but today something snapped. My mother did this unprovoked, and this time she didn’t stop. Usually it’s bad for a little while and then she’s done, today it went on for what seemed like forever. At a certain point I decided I was going to do something I never do, call the police. You see, my mother is a highly respected and very well known person where I live. She is on the board of ed, worked for CPS for many years, and is close personal friends with people like the local chief of police, director of our local CPS unit, and so on. I always knew that calling wouldn’t go anywhere and just upset her more, but today I had to try. While she was kicking me I found my opportunity, and somehow managed to get away from someone more than twice my size. I ran as fast as I could, knocking things over behind my, trying to find a phone. I dialed and they listened and my mother proceeding to beat me over it, while I screamed for help. For the second time today, I managed to get away from her and ran to my room. I barely had enough time to lock my door, before she starting trying to get it, to the point that she ripped my door off the frame. I decided I was going to stay locked in there, until the police came. The past few months I have been collecting evidence against her, voice recordings, pictures like these, and videos of her violence, so they couldn’t dispute what was going on. But I was dead wrong. 

When the officer finally came up to my room, I attempted to tell him my side of the story, but before I could get a sentence out he silenced me. HE told me that this was my mothers house, and I needed to live by her rules. If I didn’t she had the right to punish me. He also told me to be tankful for her, because he wanted to press assault charges against me. finally, he refused, despite my begging, for him to take me to a shelter for teens. 

I am utterly disgusted by the injustice that occurred today. I pray there is no one else out there who is living in such a situation. I am not sure exactly what I am getting out of writing this, except maybe that it’s just nice to be able to open up about this, when I have had to keep it a secret my whole life. idk. sorry for posting such heavy shit. 

Signal boost the fuck out of this


LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU

oh-snap-pro-choice:

dynastylnoire:

thebasehrbi:

plannedparenthood:

Know the warning signs of sexual and reproductive control.

October is Domestic Violence Awareness and Support Month! 

If you have ever experienced your partner hiding your birthcontrol, demanding you no longer take birthcontrol, discuss or attempting to impregnate you against your will or without your knowledge you are not alone. This is not a rarity.  But it also is not your fault and you do not deserve how your partner is treating you.
Please click the link for more information.
You can go to planned parenthood for birth control your partner wouldn’t have to know about.

If you live in Canada, it is also very illegal and constitutes rape or aggravated sexual assault. You can file charges.
-Lemon

oh-snap-pro-choice:

dynastylnoire:

thebasehrbi:

plannedparenthood:

Know the warning signs of sexual and reproductive control.

October is Domestic Violence Awareness and Support Month! 

If you have ever experienced your partner hiding your birthcontrol, demanding you no longer take birthcontrol, discuss or attempting to impregnate you against your will or without your knowledge you are not alone. This is not a rarity.  But it also is not your fault and you do not deserve how your partner is treating you.

Please click the link for more information.

You can go to planned parenthood for birth control your partner wouldn’t have to know about.

If you live in Canada, it is also very illegal and constitutes rape or aggravated sexual assault. You can file charges.

-Lemon

traphouse666:

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

Hahahahhahaha

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason